Planet13 - 4:05 pm on Mar 15, 2012 (gmt 0)

We don't have twinkies in the UK, they sound a bit effeminate for something that is claimed to be more macho than a Mars bar.

Hey, just because they are a delicate yellow orchid color with a soft, creamy filling does NOT mean they are effeminate...

Also what in the name of imaginary friend is "baconnaise" it sounds appalling.

Baconnaise is, quite simply, the ultimate spreadable form of bacon!

There simply isn't enough saturated fat in regular bacon, so in the States we mix it with the artery-choking trans fat of mayonnaise to create a cholesterol bomb that mere mortals tremble at the thought of eating.

Ahh, a fried Twinkie, a jar of Baconnaise, a box of wine, and a Kid Rock CD. Life is GOOD!