Planet13 - 2:42 am on Mar 14, 2012 (gmt 0)

The chippie in my village sells deep fried mars bars.

Posers.

Let me know when you Scotts are ready to take on the big boys; Deep Fried Twinkies. And when you are really feeling it, we smear 'em with Baconnaise. And THEN we serve them in our school lunches...