Old_Honky - 3:33 pm on Mar 12, 2012 (gmt 0)
I was trying to be funny, I don't really believe it.
Oh my. I would have credited you with the intelligence to see through that urban myth. :¬|
BTW have you ever tried to deep fry a mars bar? It is virtually impossible, I gave up after three attempts.
Re "nothing worn under the kilt"
A couple of years ago we attended a family wedding in the North of England where the groom had a vaguely Scottish name and he had decided that himself and his best man would be kilted. Later that evening during the reception the best man was sat opposite us on an adjacent table, he was in a state of inebriation and was slumped asleep with his legs wide apart. No underwear was in evidence, and it was not a pretty sight.