Pfui - 3:14 pm on Aug 14, 2011 (gmt 0)
...You make noises when you sit down or stand up. (comic John Kiester)
...You see wrinkles you never used to have, after you don glasses you never used to need.
...You realize it's been decades since your last crush.
...You think about one-level living when looking at new houses.
...That hot looking (guy|gal) on TV is young enough to be your (son|daughter).
...Once ancient-looking actors in old movies were younger then than you are now.
...They mention historic milestones and you remember where you were when they happened.
...That vintage or "reallllly @LD" item on eBay is younger than you are. A lot.