tangor - 8:55 am on Dec 23, 2010 (gmt 0)

Fuggitaboutit... the FCC is in charge these days... :) [webmasterworld.com...]
or [wired.com...]

Meanwhile, I am not a fan of weakileeks (sic) I like my leeks fresh and washed before inserting in the culinary process.

And just in case somebody doesn't realize it, the above (short of the links shown) is tongue in cheek.