john_k - 7:21 pm on Sep 17, 2010 (gmt 0)
F) Whenever I have a cold I sometimes lose control of my gamma-ray vision. I don't want to kill anyone by accident.
And no matter what you tell people today, on Monday you should wear your sunglasses over your regular glasses. Then, while making some important point, take off the sunglasses like Robert Stack in the movie "Airplane!".