jk3210 - 8:22 pm on Mar 27, 2010 (gmt 0)

Interestingly enough, Cybercrime doesn't disqualify him from a job with DHC...

Code of Federal Regulations Sec. 108.33 Employment history, verification and criminal history records checks. To satisfy Part 2 of the investigation the criminal records check must not disclose that the individual has been convicted or found not guilty by reason of insanity, in any jurisdiction, during the 10 years ending on the date of such investigation, of any of the crimes listed below: (i) Forgery of certificates, false marking of aircraft (ii) Interference with air navigation (iii) Improper transportation of a hazardous material (iv) Aircraft piracy (v) Interference with flightcrew members or flight attendants (vi) Commission of certain crimes aboard aircraft in flight (vii) Carrying a weapon or explosive aboard aircraft (viii) Conveying false information and threats (ix) Aircraft piracy outside the special aircraft jurisdiction of the United States (x) Lighting violations involving transporting controlled substances (xi) Unlawful entry into an aircraft or airport area that serves air carriers or foreign air carriers contrary to established security requirements (xii) Destruction of an aircraft or aircraft facility (xiii) Murder; (xiv) Assault with intent to murder; (xv) Espionage; (xvi) Sedition; (xvii) Kidnapping or hostage taking; (xviii) Treason; (xix) Rape or aggravated sexual abuse; (xx) Unlawful possession, use, sale, distribution, or manufacture of an explosive or weapon; (xxi) Extortion; (xxii) Armed robbery; (xxiii) Distribution of, or intent to distribute, a controlled substance; (xxiv) Felony arson; (xxv) Conspiracy or attempt to commit any of the aforementioned criminal acts

Cybercrime isn't covered.

Also...

Selling Life Story Rights
"If you are selling the life experiences of another person for adaptation as a film, you will need to have an "option" agreement with that person."

They could write "a" story, but they couldn't write "his" story. And if you leave out all the interesting things that make the story similar to his, there's no plot left except another "punk steals credit cards" storyline.