DrCool - 10:22 pm on Nov 22, 2002 (gmt 0)

An old man in France stole Viagra
His unit dropped like the falls at Niagara
His wife wasn't pleased
She will now be appeased
He now stands like that temple in Agra

(Agra is where the Taj Mahal is. That is one of the only words I could find that rhymes with Viagra)