weisinator - 5:57 pm on Nov 4, 2002 (gmt 0)

I can't beleive nobody mentioned "Buffalo '66", which is what you get when you take a great (though un-original) idea and then film it while (allegedly) high on amphetamines.

Example:
"What's this? Is this a shifting car? Do I have to shift gears? My car is a Luxury car: Cadillac Eldorado, that's my car. It shifts itself, it shifts itself. Luxury car, do you understand? I don't have to shift it. LUXURY CAR!"

Every scene in the film is like that, where the main character goes off on some wierd self-indulgent tirade. It's amusing if you watch movies while consuming cheap beer. It's Ed Wood-esque in its execution, except the scenes are consistent with regards to time continuance (no day/night/day in the same scene).

The worst film I have EVER seen has to be Life Flight. There's 5 storys about people who have accidents from various activities, and then the principal characters end up doing something that "The Good Lord" doesn't want them to, and end up in the Hospital. There is an interesting Altman/Tarantino type plot twist that is executed horribly, making you groan. (Life Flight was made in 1987.)

Example:
[Hot rodders in the shop working on a hot rod]
"I think I'm going to go all out and advance the cam 14 degrees."
"Isn't going past 9 asking for trouble?"
"Only if you're scared"
"The Good Lord doesn't want you to go past 9 degrees adv-."
"The Good Lord isn't racing tomorrow. I am."
[they go to stock footage of a hot rod blowing up at the drag strip, and the driver getting life flighted to the hospital.]