chiyo - 1:10 pm on Oct 30, 2002 (gmt 0)

MS Press Release 2005:

MS-TimeWarner-Google-Yahoo announced today that its new version of IE and Office will only work on its new operating system Doorways XZ. A spokesman said that Windows Xx was potentially insecure and was getting old anyway. He also said that 90% of users didn't actually own their own copy of Xx anyway but rented it at per minute rates, so it was a non-issue...