2oddSox - 8:24 am on Nov 1, 2007 (gmt 0)

None.

Have been residing in a non-English land for 4 years now, and not only can I not speak the local language fluently, whenever I try to revert back to English I find I even have problems getting that right.

What comes out tends to be a mish-mash of both languages that even I have problems understanding.