John_Blake - 12:01 pm on Aug 16, 2007 (gmt 0)

I worked with an Irish chap whose surname was Mee. His sister, a solicitor, was called Sue! Santa, together with a poor lawyer and an elf are walking down the road. One of them spots some money on the floor - who picks it up? Why, Santa, of course. The other two are figments of your imagination!

Good one, mate!