Macguru - 6:22 pm on Sep 30, 2002 (gmt 0)

Gardening is one of my hobbies. I still have a few pounds of tomatoes, radish, carrots, zuchinnies and apples left to rippen in the back yard.

When the time comes, I will cut everyting in sight and mix it with the 1 year old compost pile. After a little break (see beer), I will mix the other pile (a 2 years old one) with the soil, add a few wheelbarrows of quail dung, and water it down. Seven days later I will test for PH and basic elements. After the required adjustments, I will cover the whole gardening surface with a thick black plastic film.

Next spring, the sun rays will melt the snow and heat the soil faster, because of this very same thick black plastic film.

Because of this stupid film, I will dream all winter long of putting my Italian neighbour to shame again because I grow pomidori better he does next summer. (you should hear the mamma!) ;)