lawman - 3:50 pm on May 1, 2007 (gmt 0)

Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo, now?"

Kramer: "It's a write off for them."

Jerry: "How is it a write off?"

Kramer: "They just write it off."

Jerry: "Write it off what?"

Kramer: "Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."

Jerry: "You don't even know what a write off is."

Kramer: "Do you?"

Jerry: "No, I don't!"

Kramer: "Well, they do. And they're the ones writing it off."

Jerry: "I wish I could have the last twenty seconds of my life back."