Atticus - 12:45 am on Mar 26, 2005 (gmt 0)

Scrapey Scraperson's Tips for Big Spam in 1 Day:

A) Prep Work:
Prep work and begin stealing content. Yep, long before the domain name is settled on, start putting together notes to steal at least a 10,000 page site. That's just for openers. That's 10,000 pages of "sombody’s content", as opposed to anything which requires any real inelligence or effort on your part.

B) Domain name:
Easily confusable. You want "buy-viagra-carribean-cruise-vacations-hot-teens.com" and not "simplicity.com". Content domains are out - maliciousness and ill will are in - big time in. The value of brevity in a domain name has never been less to se's. Learn the lesson of "realcontent.com" becomes "texas-holdem-cheap-liquor-and-floosies.com" and why they did it.

C) Site Design:
The more confusing the better. Rule of thumb: incomprehensible jumbles of text should out weight everything but the ad copy

Arrange the site in a illogical manner with directory names hitting the top keywords across at least five unrelated industries. Clutter and spam your site with frivolous information or ideas. Keep it down, dirty and unprofessional to the best of your ability.

Learn the lesson of celebrity-escort-uk-travel-ringtones.com itself - stolen is retro cool - stolen is what surfers want.

(and that's about enough of THAT already)