Yep, I can empathise with this one!
My group of drinking buddies are well-known as computer geeks and always being asked the most ridiculous questions to technical problems someone may have and expected to resolve it for a free beer.
When it comes to the web we have even been told that all we do is "push a button" and that's it! So you can guess what our stock answer is when anyone asks us to do something, "Sure, no problem mate, I only have to click a couple of buttons and the jobs done! That'll be USD5,000 please."
Needless to say, they don't ask any more.