Matthew1980 - 9:15 am on Mar 29, 2011 (gmt 0)
Hi there JoeBeansMYsqlHelp,
Firstly welcome to WebmasterWorld!
Unfortunately, when asking for a "write this for me", tends to evoke responses like these.
Follow the suggested routes/links, then when you have something that you consider ok, we can then check through that to suggest improvements and/or changes.
But if you read the TOC's it does tell you about "homework" type requests.
Good luck, and have fun learning.