Robert_Charlton - 1:07 am on Dec 19, 2012 (gmt 0)
End of World Means Most Amazing Home Page Ever, Says Google
by Andy Borowitz
December 18, 2012
Regarding the Mayan Apocalypse this Friday...
"People are freaking out about the world coming to an end -- I totally get that," said the Google C.E.O. Larry Page in a conference call with reporters. "But at Google we view the Apocalypse as a unique opportunity. This company was founded with the goal to 'organize the world’s information' and we see the next three days as our chance to get that done."