Robert_Charlton - 1:07 am on Dec 19, 2012 (gmt 0)

End of World Means Most Amazing Home Page Ever, Says Google
by Andy Borowitz
December 18, 2012
[newyorker.com...]

Regarding the Mayan Apocalypse this Friday...

"People are freaking out about the world coming to an end -- I totally get that," said the Google C.E.O. Larry Page in a conference call with reporters. "But at Google we view the Apocalypse as a unique opportunity. This company was founded with the goal to 'organize the world’s information' and we see the next three days as our chance to get that done."