BeeDeeDubbleU - 7:24 pm on Oct 18, 2012 (gmt 0)
What I would love to see is a video of Matt Cutts in his brown, designer t-shirt telling the world about this.
"Hey everybody! Matt Cutts here. Today's question comes from John Brinkenfurter from Indiana who is asking why Google's stock price is droppping.
Well, the answer is really in the way we look at the search results. Someone once said to me, I want to show up for San Diego chiropractic. The answer was that they had not purchased Adwords for these keywords ... umm what?
... what do you mean the shares have tumbled? What do you mean that trading has been suspended? I can't afford for this to happen. I have an expensive t-shirt habit that I need to support. What do you mean the writing is on the wall? We have the best search results, how can that happen? Who gives a **** for all the collateral damage, I have a smile that defines "smug" and I need t-shirts! HEELPPP! HEEEELLP! Heeeeeelp!
Does anyone know a smile tattooist? My face is getting sore!"