Receptional_Andy - 12:28 pm on Jun 3, 2008 (gmt 0)

I'm sure you could find people selling such a spreadsheet, but that's where reliability comes in - no-one has this data other than Google (and to a lesser extent other search engines). You could ask Google really nicely I suppose ;)

The one exception is ISP-based statistics (like Hitwise), but even then you're only taking a sample. Not a bad one though, although not at all cheap either.