pageoneresults - 1:16 am on Mar 11, 2004 (gmt 0)

And from a traditional advertising standpoint, this one always gets me...

Going out of business sale. 50-75% off on all inventory.

There is a furniture store not far from my stomping grounds that has had that plastered across the front windows for the last two years. ;)

P.S. Infomercials on TV are a great way to see a Call to Action at work. You know...

• Order now and receive...
  
• The next 100 callers will also receive...
  
• Order by [date] and we'll even include...