Leosghost - 2:29 am on Aug 5, 2011 (gmt 0)

Geo target using SSIs for the offending words..but only if the complainants are willing to write and debug the required code on their own time and servers before you do..

btw .."Thank you for your interest" gets "it" done nice and blandly ..and is acceptable everywhere that isn't allergic to corporate speak..:)