tedster - 6:23 am on Apr 2, 2010 (gmt 0)
After extensive analysis by our quantitative teams, we've uncovered that hits...is the only metric that actually matters in web analytics. Forget that business about absolute unique visitors, goal completion rate, or even bounce rate. If you want to achieve success, you need to focus on hits.
With this finding, we've gone back to the drawing board with the Google Analytics interface.