Montresor - 1:35 am on Jan 13, 2010 (gmt 0)

Anyone remember that woman who married the cop whose first wife died under suspicious circumstances? This is exactly like that. If a guy has a history of wife-beating, should the bride be surprised when the guy backhands them after the honeymoon? You hear about this all the time.

Larry, Sergey, and Schmidt: Enjoy your black eyes. It's for the best if it sobers you up from your know-it-all arrogance.