Look, offense was neither taken nor intended, and I sincerely appreciate your help. The main point, reduced to simplicity, is that as a merchant I can't proudly and directly proclaim to the world: "Look at all I have on offer!" as a straight-up catalog of wonderful variations to suit all needs and tastes. I can't indicate in the clearest way possible: If you're looking for specific x, here are thousands of accurately labelled specific x's. Instead, I must be sure to tiptoe and carefully 'hide my light under a bushel' through studious avoidance of the most obvious, direct and relevant terms which, despite that they repeat, most accurately describe those goods, and be sure to tell Google "Don't look here" whenever I do.
It's all fine. Now I know what I have to work with. If it sucks, it sucks. That's reality.