So Google are happy to give you arbitrary exercises to do other than writing great content just to prove you are "for real"? How I miss the old internet.
MikeNoLastName did say that he was joking. Speaking of which, maybe the Disavow Tool could be replaced by a Virtual Confessional. Admit your sins, say the requisite number of Hail Larrys as penance, and you'd get absolution.
Or you could simply buy indulgences in the form of AdWords. :-)