It must be absolute evil magic in play that is keeping my visitors capped at no more than 4 at any one time. It's amazing. Not even PPC can give me a boost.
One of my most obscure, unrelated pages keeps getting spotlighted for about 15 mins, then back to the index page, then back to the obscure page. Data sets appear to be cycling like crazy. Then suddenly BOOM 2 sales in two minutes, then off again for hours. FM!
Comparing this to last years nice, regular, all day, sale every 30 minute natural pattern is enough to make a grown man cry.