Leosghost - 6:01 pm on Mar 4, 2013 (gmt 0)
With apologies to Lily Tomlin..
"Here at the search engine, we handle eighty-four billion searches a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. So, we realize that, every so often, you can't get an an answer that makes sense, or for no apparent reason your site drops out of the top 950, or perhaps you get kicked out of adsense.
We don't care!
Watch this... [ *she* hits buttons maniacally ] We just lost interflora.
You see, this search engine consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space age technology that is so sophisticated -- [ *she* hits buttons with her elbows ] even we can't handle it. But that's your problem, isn't it? So, the next time you complain about your search results,or we credit your images to someone else, or we just take them, why don't you try using duck duck go..or bing?
We don't care.
We don't have to.
*Sometimes Matt Cutts or Amit, do this part of the "gig"*