Wilburforce - 8:12 am on Feb 13, 2013 (gmt 0)
Just now I reckon the SERPS are down-right buggy, unless the leaflet I received yesterday makes sense of them. It says:
"You know who wants a haircut? People searching for a haircut.
Maybe that's why ads on Google work. Try a Google ad today...."
It doesn't add "...because nobody is going to find you any other way", but perhaps it should.