@gehrlekrona LOL at least you still got your sense of humour.
I would love to see the site someday... but draw up an action plan.
1. Disavow bad links
2. Review your internal linking
3. Prune your site, Combine content and get rid of the not so good stuff.
4. Review your site structure
5. Get some good links in
Lastly don't be afraid of creating new content and new urls from some of the stuff you pruned.