Roaming_Gnome - 2:54 pm on Aug 10, 2012 (gmt 0)
Honestly, this reads like a repentance to the Gods to try and avoid their wrath.
They control the majority of SE traffic, so its understandable to want to please them. :) It sucks, but its like complaining about your electric bill.
Although there are a few other alternatives, you end up having to pay them to maintain a comfortable living.
I like Bing, but solar power isn't cutting it for me.