With Bing you at least have some normal expectations, with hard work, what your rankings will be over time. And some assurance, like how the real works (planning for expansion etc.), knowing that you won't be out of business tomorrow if you break an arbitrary rule that the competition doesn't abide by in the first place. And some comfort in knowing that they aren’t out to compete with you whenever you invent something new. Hey, maybe they’ll even support you by sending some traffic.
This is in contrast to this Hot Mess called Google Search. All I know is I wouldn’t graduate if I wrote something as sloppy as that sloppy joe. It definitely doesn't leave a good taste in your mouth. O well, Time to rewrite the cook book.