timwilliams - 10:08 pm on Sep 6, 2012 (gmt 0)

MADDER madness, I fully expect [insert big pharma company name] to come up with a medication for this soon! I can totally see the late night infomercial now:
"google got you down? You may be suffering from MADDER madness and we can help*"

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