wheel - 8:49 pm on Oct 26, 2011 (gmt 0)
I would suggest that you remember the time I had you over to my house and let you swim in my pool. Remember that time buddy?
Otherwise, per proboscis, cover your tracks completely - new server, new credit card, new registrar, new hosting, new everything. And start looking into insurance, credit cards, pills if you're so inclined, weight loss, on and on. Anything that pays per conversions, quickly and high dollar. Then rank like crazy.
Of course as soon as you rank on something like that you'll have every top SEO in the world examining you with a fine tooth comb and duplicating it. So these things have a limited shelf life (but exploit like nuts in the meantime).