Sgt_Kickaxe - 6:03 pm on Jul 10, 2011 (gmt 0)

if (intended results != websites) header redirect to Google, the new yellow pages.

I really despise places, I want to find WEBSITES from Google.

UPDATE - it looks like the NY Times article linked to in the OP now ranks #10 for the term 'Seattle Locksmith' on Google.com.

It would seem that social signals are cranked up to 11 out of 10 since the NY Times are most assuredly not Seattle locksmiths but everyone is talking about the article right now.

On the bright side, since not even ONE website can be found above the fold (all places and ads) the article won't be found by regular searchers.

[edited by: Sgt_Kickaxe at 6:48 pm (utc) on Jul 10, 2011]