How about 'Google Classic' -a version of Google that does what it originally did so well.
Best selling Gibson guitar last year was the Les Paul Traditional(*). Engineers and marketers are depressed for sure because people just want properly built guitars wich sound like are suposed to sound. Just a few 'explorers" want blue light buttons, self-tuning gitars, etc. and are ready to pay any price to have one.
(*)I got mine and it's exactly what I searched for in a guitar like this