Lapizuli - 5:20 am on Jul 24, 2010 (gmt 0)

So the spouse proceeded to try the same search now on several different search engines: Bing, Cuil, Duck Duck Go, Kosmix, Yahoo! Search and Yebol. All of them offered the "Did you mean red widgets?" suggestion, and most of them slipped in some red widget results too, and at about the fifth one he uttered a word we try not to say in the presence of the kid.

Still, he was maddened enough that when he said he was going to take a shower, and I said, "Don't you want to take a bath?" he looked at me in disbelief and said, "Don't treat me like Google!"