Google never gave me what I was looking for directly.
Sure they did, you just didn't really know what you wanted... Don't worry though, you'll learn someday!
I'll nominate MS's post as one of the funnier of 2010.
Daddy Google has determined I need Nike instead of Asics. But Dad I really like the other. Understand this, you'll darn well like what you are served and not complain. I think they're also implying I'm fat with some of the weight loss ads they sneaked in? It's not spam it's what's good for you.