internetheaven - 7:58 pm on Apr 30, 2010 (gmt 0)

Aren't you guys tired of being held hostage by G. Having no final control of your online business in the end, if G changes their mind?

Totally! And I'm sick of being held hostage by these pavements leading up to my shop too. They're all cracked and roadworks mean people have to twist and turn to get to me. I think I might boycott pavements altogether and only seek out customers that arrive via a teleportation device I'm willing to pay for - then at least I'm in control of my bottom line ... it will be smaller ... but I'll be in control of it.

I'm so tired of people walking up to my shop for free. Totally un-targeted traffic. Bloody browsers!