"Jonathan, you need to write 4 paragraphs on the new Webmaster Tools API" - Crap, I only have 2 paragraphs. Oh I know, I'll just write gibberish about cooking in the beginning to fill space and waste everyone's time. "Perfect"
Lol. The timestamp shows 1:22PM, so he must have been working fast so he could get to a late lunch. I wonder if he had that solar oven picture already, or if he went out and built one :)