nell - 9:42 pm on May 6, 2003 (gmt 0)

Let me guess. The sites involved rank better than yours in the search results.

Whenever I'm driving I carry with me a notebook and pencil. During the times I obey the speed limit, I jot down the plate numbers of all speeding cars that pass me and every day send this list to the police. I tell them it isn't fair that someone breaking the law should get somewhere before I do.

Of course when I speed, I don't report myself. Nor do I report fellow speeders as long as they don't pass me. In short, I'm entitled to be first because I'm more important than anyone else.