LifeinAsia - 10:08 pm on Sep 14, 2012 (gmt 0)

As in duck crap?!

No, the "crap" was in relation to the toilet paper running out.

The "duck" was used as a verb. :)

Being "an adult" or "professional" can be a bit wearing.

I agree. It's just too tiring to try to maintain such pretenses, so I usually don't even bother any more.