rocknbil - 4:38 pm on Mar 16, 2012 (gmt 0)
^ ^ LOL
Would it be fair to say that you sometimes don't leave a review because you might incur the wrath of the cooler-than-thou crowd?
What, sometimes? How about never. I once went to a restaurant based on the raves of Yelp reviews. For $40 I got about 3 ounces of food (but it was really, REALLY pretty on the plate - I guess I was supposed to take a picture and post it on Facebook, report into Foursquare and move up the mayorship ladder, to demonstrate my uber coolness) and a watered down drink. Looking around the room, every single woman in the place had those short black dresses. You know the ones. The ones most of them can't even fit in (the words "muffin top" come to mind.)
I swear to Gaia I saw that in an actual review.
"Ahh (some HOOKAH lounge) how I've missed you, but how you've changed. I used to spend hours in your arms, reading (insert pseudo-intellectual book here), discussing the fate of humanity with like minded intellectuals. I visited you on Friday, the San Diego summer air drifing in through your open arms, but you've lost something, it's just not the same between us . . . . "
PuuuuuleeeeeAAAAAase. Yeah . . Yelp. LOL