MrFewkes - 8:42 pm on Mar 2, 2011 (gmt 0)

I had one once I just remembered - he ordered a product - then complained saying it was broken on arrival. He wanted a replacement for it. He sent it back - but it wasnt the one I had sent him - it was clearly very old and broken - and whilst it was indeed a red widget - it was not even a red widget model I sell! If I had sent him another - he basically would have got two red widgets for the price of one. No Way.

I did something to him because he had actually broken the law with his red widget and I could prove it because I had it in my possesion - he wont be contacting me again I can assure you - one up for the seller :)