p5gal5 - 3:13 pm on Jul 15, 2010 (gmt 0)

Haven't had any good zingers for a while, but recently had a customer tell me that their $10 order was the "most disappointing buying experience" of their entire life...because they ordered the wrong thing.

Obviously never bought stock in bp, enron, worldcom, or any infomercial weightloss supplements.