Jane_Doe - 10:34 pm on Feb 14, 2008 (gmt 0)

You're scaring me. Last Wednesday I wasn't even conscious for 14 hours

I think your writing is actually pretty witty and you seem like someone who could make a living as a writer. You clearly have the brains for it. But I would start out with some less competitive, long tail terms and then work your way up from there. I'm not sure about the three month time frame, but I don't see why working at Burger King for awhile would be the end of the world. I had jobs like that when I was in high school and college and so did most of my friends.

[edited by: Jane_Doe at 10:40 pm (utc) on Feb. 14, 2008]