Here's an idea - same I posted about Google Adwords. Just charge us to help! I would pay $250 to get a live person to hear me out and fix.
Also, they could charge regular non-business people who are having problems too - say $25 per call. This would be a huge profit center - how many people are on Facebook - a billion? Of course, all the "smart people" they have working for them will make this happen. Not in a million years.