londrum - 5:50 pm on May 25, 2010 (gmt 0)
if you were going to do it, maybe you could just return five different opinions. you've got plenty of mods, so just get any five of them to write a review, completely independant of each other, and stick them all down without names.
then the user will be treated to a range of different opinions. if all 5 come back saying his website sucks, then that would be pretty definitive.