lucy24 - 1:47 am on Jun 19, 2013 (gmt 0)
What the bleep? You mean all this time, ALL the pages you were concerned with were directory index pages?
Or are there a couple more lines in htaccess that you've left out? I see how it would work-- and it's pretty ### ingenious-- but I don't see how the DirectoryIndex line alone would get you there.