g1smd - 3:34 pm on Mar 20, 2013 (gmt 0) [edited by: g1smd at 4:02 pm (utc) on Mar 20, 2013]
If you're not going to be "getting into it" then this forum is, unfortunately, not for you. Its whole rationale is to help you to learn to "get into it". There are not enough volunteers here to provide a free code writing service. There are, however, 80 000 previous threads covering every aspect of htaccess - some popular topics having been covered several hundreds of times or more.
Time spent here is only an investment to posters if knowledge and learning is transferred and seen to be gained... "teach a man to fish" and all that. Providing free code, especially to people already being paid to do a job (as has happened in the past), is a resource sink with no benefit to the forum or the poster.
You'll need to find someone to take this on as a paid job, but you'll need to provide a very detailed specification otherwise what you get might not be quite what you wanted.
[edited by: g1smd at 4:02 pm (utc) on Mar 20, 2013]